Looking at pictures on Facebook, Of your ex-girlfriend At three in the morning Never helped anyone, Never helped anyone, Never helped Getting so drunk you fall over Singing up at lamp-posts At two in the morning Never helped anyone, Never helped anyone, Never helped ‘Cause it’s so pure you can hardly taste it Oh, it’s so pure you can hardly taste it Going to parties with friends, Who are friends of friends At one in the morning Never helped anyone, Never helped anyone, Never helped Eleven o’clock in the pub Drinking everything in sight, But still not getting drunk No, never helped anyone, Never helped anyone Never helped Oh, it’s so pure you can hardly taste it Oh, it’s so pure you can hardly taste it So just hold on When the party’s over, And all your friends are going home With their girlfriends to their dog or beds Yeah, just hold on When the party’s over And you can’t help the world’s spinning ‘Cause heartbreak goes straight to your head Looking at pictures on Facebook Of your ex-girlfriend At three in the morning Never helped anyone, Never helped anyone, Never helped me