It never felt, like it felt when I felt it For the first time with you And you know I wouldn’t lie Now I’m standing by the fountain And I’m counting all the sunken coins Maybe they know what it’s like To be a stain on your shirt And a hole in your jeans To be a speckle of dirt On your dress so clean Because I give you my all But you give nothing to me So go on, do what you like You never meant what you said But you said it ’cause you’ve had one or two And I know that’s what you’re like Now I’m standing by the wall, feeling small As you’re working the room And I know that he’s your type With his tight fitted shirt And his designer jeans Well you treat me like dirt I treat you like a queen You have the time in the world And not a second for me So go on You took me to the party I don’t know anybody But I’ll wait for you Yeah you left me here alone And you’re not answering your phone And still I’ll wait for you Because the taxi’s just a fiver But I’m your designated driver And I’ll wait for you Because tonight could be the night when you realize this is right And so I’ll wait for you So no smoking, no drinking Straight thinking ’cause I’m driving you home And I think your coat’s upstairs Now I’m standing on the landing And I’m staring through an open door I can’t believe it’s you in there With an unbuttoned shirt And your hands down his jeans Well you treat me like dirt But your hands stay clean Because I give you my all But you give nothing to me So go on, do what you like Do what you like to me