Well I spoke to this man, Said he’d been to the moon, Carved his name in the ground, Saw the world spinning round, And came back that afternoon. And I laughed at this man, Said he’d been lost at sea, Heard the sirens call, Seen the pirates fall, To the monsters in the deep. I said I’d heard some tall tales, Some good stories in my time, When I asked him for proof, He just showed me the truth, That was dancing in his eyes. I could not believe this man, Said he was a millionaire, He said I know I dress in rags, But I drive a vintage Jag, And I’ve got a diamond chandelier. I said I think I need a drink, And made my way outside, You know I’d swear this was a spoof, If it wasn’t for the truth, That was dancing in his eyes. When I came back in the room, The man had disappeared, He left a rock from the moon, And eyepatch and a diamond, From a chandelier.