I got a friend with a family And a friend who's in my family Got a friend who's walking And a friend who does the walking Got a friend who could be clever I've been wondering forever Is there an answer out there somewhere? Are they One and the same Or what? I got a friend with manners Depending who the man is Got a friend who questions All of my perceptions I've been wondering forever The status distinction Between my comparable companions Are they One and the same Or not? I got a friend who worries And he's always in a hurry Got a friend who is impatient In certain situations Got a friend with obligations He goes where [?] will take him