Cocaine on the table, cigarette in my lip I try to hang with the kids these days, but the kids swear I ain't hip Naked girl in my bedroom, gut string in my hand Twenty-two years my senior, ain't it good to be the man? Yes, ma'am Whoa-oh-oh, where did all the good times go? Give my last nickel to hear me a little Guy Clark on the radio Plastic on the sofa, shag carpet on the stairs Tear drop velvet Elvis with a Naugahyde easy chair Live oaks in the front yard, I'm still on the fence Sleeping's good for dreamin', y'all, but it don't pay the rent Whoa-oh-oh, where did all the good times go? Give my last nickel to hear me a little Rodney on the radio Tequila in my coffee, huevos on the stove I think of all the love I found and lost along the road A little jangle in my pocket, pearl snaps on my shirt Tell Jesus I'm in Texas when they put me in the dirt Whoa-oh-oh, where did all the good times go? Give my last nickel to hear me a little John Prine on the radio Whoa-oh-oh, where did all the good times go? Give me a Z/28 with an 8-track tape Solid country gold Damn, I gotta go, I'm gonna be late