He's in his PJs Giving BJs To the DJs who play what he likes He's burning bright, shining in the night He's a brand new sight on the party scene He's dropping trou, almost by the hour He's a pretty flower, and he's in full bloom Right off the farm, with a little charm Setting off alarms when he starts to talk Twinkie twinkie little star Popular in every bar New in town, getting around Twinkie little star His creamy thighs always get a rise From all kinds of guys, he knows how to work it But he'll stop and blink when he has to think Pour another drink, cause that's what he's good at The silly lies that he tells the guys Come as no surprise, it's all part of the package But it doesn't last, cause it gets old fast At least he had a blast, till he landed in rehab Read his t-shirt, then grab a tissue It says “Cancel my subscription I don't need your issues.”