Rubber balls for your saddest eyes The sun and moon lead the saddest lives Jesus Christ: I'm so happy when you cry Going up or coming down I've got good news somehow I've found Hallelugh, I'm so happy when you frown Jesus Christ: it feels so nice to break a heart once or twice When the sky gets the sun all in your eyes Here I stand, the weather man I'll touch the sun with my bare hands Jesus Christ: no one ever understands Rubber balls, for your saddest eyes the happy ones lead the saddest lives and Jesus Christ: I'm so happy when you cry