Smoked weed and got paranoid
Shaved off all my facial hair
Around all these important people
I didn't believe I belonged there
See, Beach is an important person
Around is important friends
Annual horse race
Hosted by the town friend
I knew I shouldn't've hit the weed
Thought I'd be more alert
Stepped out the bathroom
With a bloody face and bloody shirt
I'm mumbling and stuttering
Nothing much to add or say
Repeat what the last guy said
And everything will be okay
My beard is gone
I'm so uncomfortable
It's only the first day
'Sposed to be a getaway
My place is a bloody mess
Tried to up Beach's girl
It didn't go so well
I got blood on her damn lapel
I made a mess in my friend's bathroom
And I failed to clean it up
I overstayed my welcome four days too long
Oh-oh-oh, those four days
The last time that I stayed with my grandpa
After grandma had died from the cancer
And I had just grown out of my asthma
After summer school in SIU
He had a new lady friend that I guess I knew
An old coworker, so unprofessional
Tryna crash in the room I grew up in
The room where I played Street Fighter with my cousins
On the day of the wake
I'm summertime homeless tryna stay where it's safe
Realize pretty soon that I've made a mistake
And not just in the figurative sense
Two days in, I was sick for a shit
Gave my hands a good wash and a vigorous rinse
Then I noticed after flushing that the bowl was pretty full
A few brown kids jumped out of the pool
Grandpa's floor covered in another man's stool
