Don't put your elbows on the table
Don't eat with your mouth open
Don't talk when you've got a mouthful
When you're eating with your mother
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well, okay mum
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well, okay mum
Go and have a glass of milk
Well, okay mum, well okay mum
But okay mum
Go and tidy your room
While you're there, give it a vacuum
Put your washing away
And make sure it's folded
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well, okay mum
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well, okay mum
Go and have a glass of milk
Well, okay mum, well okay mum
But okay mum
Hey mum, I'm really hungry
Is there anything that maybe I could eat?
Well, David, if you're really that hungry
You can have a piece of fruit
Fuck that
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well, okay mum
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well, okay mum
Go and have a glass of milk
Well, okay mum, well okay mum
But okay mum
Not a fucking drama
