There ain't no crying in a beach bar
That's why I'm sittin' here tonight
I took a wrong turn in the real world
So I'm hidin' out in paradise
Don't blow my cover, just pour me another
In the warm southern hemisphere
'Round here, only thing dark is the rum
Only thing sinking's the sun goin' down by the pier
I'm like a boat in a bottle with every last swallow
Drift away to a place where there ain't no broken hearts
The vibe's so breezy, it makes it so easy
To forget who you are for a while
Ain't no crying in a beach bar
Maybe I'm livin' in denial
But you sure can't beat the view
It's all coconuts and key limes
And no sign of you-know-who
It's a real lifesaver, gettin' drunk as a sailor
Let my feet hang off the edge of the world
I'm like a boat in a bottle with every last swallow
Drift away to a place where there ain't no broken hearts
The vibe's so breezy, it makes it so easy
To forget who you are for a while
Ain't no crying in a beach bar
Ain't no crying in a beach bar
Yeah, there's a time and place for teardrops
But I can't see it from right here
I'm like a boat in a bottle with every last swallow
Drift away to a place where there ain't no broken hearts
The vibe's so breezy, it makes it so easy
To forget who you are for a while
Ain't no crying in a beach bar
Ain't no crying in a beach bar
Ain't no crying in a beach bar
