She's a lovely girl but she's a misanthrope She's sick of the world, she's at the end of her rope She's had it up to here with everyone but me Cowboys, bankers, bikers too She hates 'em all and she might hate you But when we're alone, she's as sweet as she can be It's why it feels so good when she takes my hand When she tells me I'm her man So good when she holds me tenderly I'm the only one that she don't mind The one man out of all mankind She hates everybody but me It's hard sometimes with a misanthrope I got grave concerns and it ain't no joke I wake up wonderin' when she gonna turn on me In a cold sweat in the dead of the night I reach across and I turn on the light There she is sleepin', as sweet as she can be It was so hard to win her heart It's hard as a rock except for one little part That's why I don't sleep so easily Yeah, I'm so glad to be one of a kind But I'm scared to death she might change her mind She hates everybody but me And I'll miss her when she's gone My misanthrope And I'll think of how it was And I'll hold out hope She'll think back on how it used to be When she hated everybody but me And how it felt so good when she took my hand When she told me I'm her man So good when she held me tenderly I was the only one that she didn't mind The one man out of all mankind She hates everybody but me She hates everybody but me She hates everybody but me