She's got big bulging eyes
And a chewing gum grin
(The Groke)
Everything in her way
Either rottens or freezes
(The Groke, the Grokey Grokey)

She's not an omen
She's not a woman
She's dark ecology

She cosplays a mountain
Looking like a hill
(The Groke, the Grokey Grokey)
She storms through the valley
You begin to get the chills
(The Groke, the Grokey Grokey)

She's not an omen
She's not a woman
She's dark ecology

That's folklore for you, baby
(Let's do the Groke)

She's all clad in grey
Like the skin of a seal
(The Groke, the Grokey Grokey)
You can hope to avoid her
You think that you will
(The Groke, the Grokey Grokey)
But before each winter is through
She's due to come and visit you

She's not an omen
She's not a woman
She's dark ecology
Mmm, mmmm!

(The Groke
Let's do the Groke
The Groke
Let's do the Groke
All the dead ones
The dead, the dead ones
All the Groke)