I would like to be a martyr Over time it's getting harder Who do I have to go and kill To get my face on a dollar bill. Every single time I look Someone else has beat me to it Some poor bastard bites the dust I really don't know who to trust. But there's one thing I can't deny I'd rather it was me they fried Have a drink from an empty cup Light a match and burn me up. I'm exhausted, I'm committed, I'm outsmarted, i'm out witted. My head's filled with dynamite It's coming out of my ears at night. I think I am being watched Electric eyes that never turn off. Radar beams insinuating Evil thoughts while i'm masturbating. And even my old trinitron, It's comin through when nothing's on. Have a drink from an empty cup, Light a match and burn me up.