Hey have you heard the news 
(The fight is on) 
Who do you think will win 
(She's pretty strong) 
Maybe he's got a chance 
(He's pound for pound) 
Maybe he's got a chance 
(He's going down) 

Ok, no way this can be happening 
There's gotta be a better way 
This is such a lousy holiday 
Ok, you win, it's automatic 
Someone tell me this is not the way 
This is such a lousy holiday 

You hit me once, You hit me twice 
An uppercut, and the war is over 
Somehow you always win 
I tell you once, I told you twice 
Below the belt 
Your tender violence hurts but I still love you 

Hey have you heard the news. 
(The boy went down) 
Going the distance lost 
(The bonus round) 
They did say he won't come back 
(Oh, he'll fight again)