Once upon a time
I survived by eating my way through life 
Bruised from head to toe to ego 
This abuse is getting old
 
But it's okay, 
I'm that kid that's just a little overweight 
So I eat to ease the pain, but one day
 
I'm gonna rule the world, steal your girl 
Not bad, not bad for a fat kid
 
But I'm okay, it won't be too long until I have my way 
I'll make being fat such the rave today
 
Dance, Dance, Dance
Everybody at the party come on
Dance, Dance, Dance
Everybody at the party raise your fists 
This is our chance
 
Help me now, I've lived in fear for years 
Loved by no one and it's not fair...
Weather friends, this is the end, you'll see 
Thin was in, but now it's out, and fat is what it's all about
 
(Whatcha gonna do fat boy?)
(Whatcha gonna do?)