Thug One, Thug Two Thug One, Thug Two Thug One, Thug Two Thug One, Thug Two I crack you like a twig You're like a faggot rocking a wig The adopted kid, obnoxious stepchild Your real mom is a pig That's how I classify these dumb crabs Bunch of scumbags Quick to pull a gat But look at that, your gun jammed Cunt rag, you come in handy when the pussy bleeding But you the pussy bleeding right now But no you ain't dreaming Just because we righteous doesn't mean we ain't scheming How the fuck you think we kill devils and slay demons? You be the type to smoke the cats and dip their blunts in semen We hit your wife off, barely heard that slut screaming PCP and marijuana had a dusty meeting last evening Ohh shit, I think your mom's beeping Word, that's her number, no doubt Yo, I'mma break out First I'll get some Chinese take-out Then scope Jake out Parked on the corner, but your mother still be waiting for me But I broke out before the story cause those devils never saw me Cats locked down, killers hang themselves with a sheet No peace, in fact no need for being sweet, don't even try to sleep I'm full length, you're a snippet tape I hate your face Cause you're training Jakes and your ass in flakes That dictates what a fag you are Up in drag, stagger Zanzibar Rocking tennis shorts, full of cum sports, like Benatar Fuck a fifty-four, I lace y'all with the clean and jerk Smoke a fucking pound and watch these cats go berserk I terrorize whole cities, you gots to feel my work Mexican cats with shades, every D.A. we'll blaze Then the bass pump like Flavor Flav (YEAH BOYEE) I save for dark days Federal agents, a fatal car chase Cruising up flatlands until I hit Ralph Caught the stench of the rotten projects Bang a left and I'm out So there's a back seat of a black jeep, I pack heat Me and Black Pete, down a backstreet where fiends and crack meet Went to Fat Beats, saw this kid who had beef Made a rap sheet, said he want to blast me, attack me Look at the floor, Duke, that's where your gat be While your man said "Pick it up, pick it up," like Black Sheep This cat, I'mma kill, pass me the Mac heat Blast him in his back-piece Step him off with a trash beat Fucking asshole! This kid bloodied up my khakis And stop, stop fronting you bitch, you're bypassing We be the full monty Zoo York, like Vinnie Ponte Or Noam Chomsky Ah fuck it, like Bill Braunstein I'm ill constantly Kill with the velocity of T-3 Three years before the movie got out Like Jack Ruby with the gat out Gotta give a shout out, to Goretex TEC-8, engineering this, steering this It's like a Love Boat Or William S. Burroughs plug boat Smell the gunsmoke, get your thug broke, like uncut coke With no clientele to sell it to Internal revenue, there's many levels to Our train of thought We taking over airports Get slayed for sport Popping champagne corks like Puffy Non Phixion, vampire slayers like Buffy