I say don't drink and drive You might spill your drink Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think You can take your chances But there's so much to lose Another bumpy road, There's so much wasted booze I'm not so worried About how many I kill I'm much more concerned With how much beer I spill 35% of accidents Are cause by pixilated The other 65% are not Alcohol related What does this tell us About the drunk drivers They seem to have a Better record than the sober team I'm not so worried About how many I kill I'm much more concerned With how much beer I spill With how much beer I spill With how much beer I spill