Just like the Kennedys killed Marilyn Monroe The Reagans had a secret the public couldn't know At Winterland his wife was wankin' a kid And he couldn't let anyone know what she did The voters couldn't know about Nancy and Sid I'm sorry dear, but this is how it's gotta be You gotta kill the groupie and frame the junkie No one cares about Nancy Spungeon And Sid will be on the Rikers in the dungeon If you wanna be the first lady, you gotta get rid of Sid And make it look like an OD Make it look like an OD Make it look like an OD Make it look like an OD Make it look like an OD Hinckley didn't do it for Jodie Foster He was a Pistols fan and a punk rocker He wanted revenge on the first lady But instead, he shot Reagan and James Brady Everybody knows what Mrs. Reagan did… Sid never killed Nancy Nancy killed Sid Now we all know what Nancy did She stabbed the groupie and blamed it on Sid Now we all know what Nancy did She stabbed the groupie and blamed it on Sid