Once every hundred thousand years the most epic party in the universe will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party, as it was foretold in the scrolls. So take that pudding, pour it on your chest and let it melt down to your genitals. It's go time. Oh shit! Congrats, your ass just got invited To the party of your life Are you motherfuckin' excited? It's a Ninja Sex Party Party So you know it's the shit I hope you like fun, 'cause we're havin' it Let's get this fuckin' party started! Oh god! It's all goin' down! Fuck yeah! Your life was bullshit until right now Woohoo! Go ahead and let your pants hit the floor Your destiny awaits behind that door Here we go! Hey guys. You... playin'... Dungeons and Dragons, or... [cough cough] All right! This party's off to a bit of a slow start But soon it's gonna melt your brain And bitchslap your heart Check out this leaf collecting album That I made back in Autumn Don't get me started on balloons You want 'em? We fuckin' got 'em! And when the music starts to drop The vibe's gonna change We got the country themed bar mitzvah band Shalom on the Range The hot girls are showing up I am so sorry you waited But now they're finally inflated So we can get this fuckin' party started! Dear god! The night is on fire! This shit! Would make a Hobbit say "to hell with the Shire" Hooray! Are you worthy? That's a definite maybe! It's like "Amazing" and "Awesome" fucked and had a "Party" baby Dance break! I... I said dance everybody. Why is that guy naked? Alright this party sucks, Ninja Brian, explode this building with your mind.