If I was living big like a millionaire With a two story foyer and bowling stairs A bear skin rug and a chandelier You will give it all up if you weren't here Oh, wouldn't it be nice if I can sit for the simple life Taste that sweet taste on our tongue You and me getting some 2 straws in a mountain duel Poppa top, puffin' old you hew Lean in to a rocky mountain brew Don't matter what I'm drinking Just need 2 straws in the N U Let's lay back and look up at the stars Yeah, we'll drink it all up in the back of the car We're all cramped up and no place to go If I have the windows up Turn the radio low Oh, wouldn't it be nice Getting drunk on you every night Your kiss is sugar sweet I get high on your caffeine 2 straws on a mountain duel Poppa top, puffin' old you hew Lean in to a rocky mountain brew Don't matter what I'm drinking Just need 2 straws in the N U Get it up now We don't need to have a party to have a party All that's needed here is me and you 2 straws in a mountain duel Poppa top, puffin' old you hew Lean in to a rocky mountain brew 2 straws in a mountain duel Poppa top, puffin' old you hew Lean in to a rocky mountain brew (One step, two step Nothing like an old step) No matter what I'm drinking Just need 2 straws in the N U Don't matter what I'm drinking Just need 2 straws in the N U In the N U In the N U