I'm face down on the floor It's like twenty past four I'm waiting for that knock at the door I ordered food like twenty-four hours ago I'm not one to complain The takeaway driver might just be having one of those days I just boarded the plane Walk in the cockpit and stated my name If you two pilots need help on this flight or a glass of wine I'm in row nine I can't really fly but you know I'll give it a try How hard could it be? I played GTA 3 Just keep shit one-eighty degrees I'm in a car, not a cockpit I'll use that logic Got a gun and I'll cock it I got a shopkeeper hostage Someone telling me to stop it I woke up, washed this cash in my pocket Got a thing in my wallet, a picture of you And it's kind of ironic A trip to the tropics will do me quite well I need somewhere exotic While I'm on the topic Nothing tastes good when you mix it with tonic Who's this? Calling my phone, are you taking the piss? I hate taking risks But see, look at this, I can sell it, get rich I'll break it to bits Police just got in, they said, "Don't move an inch" I'll break it to bits Police just got in, they said, "Don't move an inch" I boarded the plane Walk in the cockpit and stated my name If you two pilots need help on this flight or a glass of wine I'm in row nine I boarded the plane Walk in the cockpit and stated my name If you two pilots need help on this flight or a glass of wine I'm in row nine