"Oh hello, give me missing persons"
They said, "What is it that you need?"
I said, "Oh, I need him so"
They said, "You got to stop your pleading"

'Cause no matter what I do
Even pray to heaven above, oh
All I seem to get from him is
Long distance love

I read the papers, and I got the blues
I was so sad to hear the news
"Help wanted," but not enough
I know these times are getting rough

And no matter what I do
Even pray to heaven above, woah
All I seem to get from him is
Long distance love, oh

Oh, he said my toes, they were so pretty
Well his lies, they were so sweet
But I wonder does he know
Does he know he hurt me so

No matter what I do
Even pray to heaven above, woah
All I seem to get from him is
Long distance love

Well no matter what I do
Even pray to heaven above, woah
All I seem to get from him is
Long distance love