"Oh hello, give me missing persons" They said, "What is it that you need?" I said, "Oh, I need him so" They said, "You got to stop your pleading" 'Cause no matter what I do Even pray to heaven above, oh All I seem to get from him is Long distance love I read the papers, and I got the blues I was so sad to hear the news "Help wanted," but not enough I know these times are getting rough And no matter what I do Even pray to heaven above, woah All I seem to get from him is Long distance love, oh Oh, he said my toes, they were so pretty Well his lies, they were so sweet But I wonder does he know Does he know he hurt me so No matter what I do Even pray to heaven above, woah All I seem to get from him is Long distance love Well no matter what I do Even pray to heaven above, woah All I seem to get from him is Long distance love