It's getting late I haven't seen my date So tell me when the boys get here It's seven o'clock and I want to rock Want to get a belly full of beer My old man's drunker than a barrel full of Winos And my old lady she don't care My sister's looking cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline Saturday night's alright for fighting Get a little action in Get about as oiled as a diesel train Gonna set this town alight Saturday night's the night I like Saturday night's alright alright alright They're packed pretty tight in here tonight I'm looking for a woman to treat me right I could use a little muscle to get what I need I'll drink a fifth of jack and scream out "She's with me!" A couple of the sound that I really like Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike I'm a juvenile product of the working class Whose best friend floats from the bottom of a glass