Hey there little darling, where'd the old man gone? Why don't we get out of town and do it all night long? We can lie out in the field til the morning light Then me and your old man are gonna have to fight Start the loving in the truck and wind up in the ditch Then the old man will come a runnin' with a hickory switch Oh, no, gotta learn this some day Why, I, gotta learn the hard way Buddy showed me just how fast a car can go I'll race you for your pink slip right before this show Put your girlfriend in the bet to make things good Coz she's been staring at me like no girlfriend should Bastards sitting right there on the starting line Stuck the sugar in your gas tank by myself last night Oh, no, gotta learn this some day Why, I, gotta learn the hard way Hey there little darling, where'd the old man go? Why don't we get out of town and do it all night long? We can lie out in the field til the morning light Then me and your old man are gonna have to fight Start the loving in the truck and wind up in the ditch The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch Oh, no, gotta learn this some day Why, I, gotta learn the hard way Oh, no, gotta learn this some day Why, I, gotta learn the hard way