Look out of your windows, watch the skies Read all the instructions with bright blue eyes We're W.A.S.Ps, proud American sons We know how to clean our teeth and how to strip down a gun We're the 51st state of America Our star-spangled Union Jack flutters so proud Over the dancing heads of the merry patriotic crowd Tip your hat to the Yankee conqueror We've got no reds under the bed with guns under our pillows We're the 51st state of America Here in the land of opportunity, watch us revel in our liberty You can say what you like but it doesn't change anything Because the corridors of power are an ocean away We're the 51st state of America