Oh I can't dance!
Yes you can! Stop that
Oh I really can't
Oh yes you can come on right left, right left
Just give it a try
Really you can teach me
Oh yeah
You got the legs for it
Cause it seems to me
Oh it seems to you
I said it seems to me
You said it seems to you
A such embarrassing situation calls for concentration
Do you dig me jack
We dig you jack
Can you think of a plan?
We solid can
Can you sing and dance?
I'll take a chance
Are your boots on right?
I got 'em laced up tight
Is Miss Miller a killer?
From a Spanish villa
Is her dancing mellow?
Why, mellow as a cello
Then it seems to me
Obviously
You wanna go right into your Terpsichore

I never could do the conga 
Could never get through the conga 
But if you say do the conga 
I ain't hep to that step 
But I'll dig it 

I never could see mazurkas 
They're poison to me, mazurkas 
But if it's to be mazurkas 
I ain't hep to that step 
But I'll dig it 

When they invented the Charleston 
I was a total flop 
Right
But say if you want to Charleston 
I'll never stop 
I'll dance till I drop 

I never could dig the polka 
The corniest jig, the polka 
But if you say dig the polka 
I ain't hep to that step 
But I'll dig it

Alright
Oh there you go, there you go down
You can dance sugar
That's not so hard
What was that dance called

I never could do the conga 
Could never get through the conga 
But if you say do the conga 
I ain't hep to that step 
But I'll dig it 

I never could see mazurkas 
They're poison to me, mazurkas 
But if it's to be mazurkas 
I ain't hep to that step 
But I'll dig it 

When they invented the Charleston 
I was a total flop
But say if you want to Charleston 
She'll never stop 
She'll dance till I drop 

I never could dig the polka 
The corniest jig, the polka 
But if you say dig the polka 
I ain't hep to that step
She ain't hep to that step 
I ain't hep to that step 
She ain't hep to that step 
She ain't hep to that step...