Sewed everything he said Together with a thread Repeatin' in my mind Each word like a rhyme Like a penny serenade Liltin' through a song He says the record's overplayed Where did I go wrong He never stayed at first Could not commit the time Ignored all the quirks but he still did the crime And when he goes away I know you'll call and cry And when he calls back today I know I'm gonna try But I know you're mine When you're on the line Is it somethin' I said Won'tcha let him walk away Got it stuck in my head Don'tcha hear a word I say Is it something I said Every night the same old moan it's Eeieeieee Am waiting till my Joe comes home I'm the queen of QVC You're leanin' on my ear You mean the world to me Though the connection isn't clear Like my inkspot seventy-eights Convenient when you're low Feel like an antelope on a nature show I guess I gotta go But I know you're mine When you're on the line Is it somethin I said Would you let him walk away Got it stuck in my head Don'tcha hear a word I say Is it something I said Everytime we're on the phone it's Eeieeieee Am waiting till my Joe comes home Hey Castaway romance What's it gonna take No knights with shiny armor Hey Try a different dance Oh, I'm a real beecharmer Well I scold and I scratch to make him stay But he don't wanna know from me Why that old alley cat he runs away Lock the door and lose the key Is it somethin I said Won'tcha let him walk away Got it stuck in my head Don'tcha hear a word I say Is it something I said Every night the same trombone it's Eeieeieee Am waitin till my Joe comes home Hey Last car wreck romance What's it gonna take No knights with shiny armor Hey Try a different dance Oh I'm a real beecharmer