Nasty stories about his crucified son 
Is not my definition of fun 
It's a choice between heaven and hell 
Deep beneath I can hear them yell 
Yeah, I'm a sinner and I know where I'm going 
All the things I've done is now showing 

So dial 666 
I throw away my crucifix 
Hello, hello, here I come 
The purgatory is hot for me 
Please please pick up that telephone 
In this veil of tears, you'll never be alone 

Rejected from the gates of St. Peter 
There were no wings for me 
No, he called me a cheater 
Sad and sorry, I turned away 
There is no way back, now it's time to pay 
A distant voice is now calling for me 
It says come and join us 
It's the best place to be