We are driven! Driven! I'm the only me that ever there was I'm the only me that ever there will be And I'm singing and I'm singing about me being ??? And I'm the only me that ever there was Hello Now let me tell you about myself I used to be a drunk And a chronic drunk-driver In the ten years between my first arrest, and having my license revoked I ranked up nineteen major traffic violations I caused six serious accidents Injured six people beside myself And had my license suspended twice Here's the scene: I was still driving, and drinking Here's the scene: It's friday night, you made it through the week, and now it's your turn The cheese... You're going to unwind... The cheese you intended to buy smeared on the headlight And the sardines, tied by their tails to the bumper You might crush a great big peanut Under the left-front wheel of the automobile And put some mustard on the door handle We are driven! What makes it so mellow? I usually picture a quince, jammed up in the window And the juice running out of the quince and dripping down On the side of the automobile Pennysoft. You can count on it, Teddy Penny's smooth, light flavor makes for an evening of fine ??? I placed Mr. ???, in the form of a ???, on the radiator Put it together Actually, I tied the cat there by its tail And let it screech and holler Put it together with Pennysoft And you'll get onto why it's America's #1 Scotch Drive, with your mind! Driven... Driven... Driven... Tie the shoes to the steering wheel of the automobile Have them actually get in your way, as you attempt to steer the car Drive, with your mind! Then, one night I was driving home after work And I, had a few.. And I hit this kid on a bycicle Slow down, Daddy! Guilt, is just a word! Anger, is just a word! Headache is just a word And Depression is just a word! Slow down, Daddy! How does someone know when it's time to be opressed? How does someone know when it's not time to be opressed? How does someone know when it's time to be opressed? And how does someone know when it's not time to be opressed? Please, slow down Drive, with your mind Why do I have to feel, like this? Why, Do I, have to feel like this? Why do I have to feel like this? I have got to apologize (Repeat) I'm sorry Drive, with your mind I've got to let those ??? know! There's no ??? for liberty and there never will be Anger, is just a word Pity, is just a word And Depression, just a word Please, slow down. (Down, Down...) Drive with your mind While the 2nd ammendment, the right to bare arms You could have two bare arms hanging out of a headlight Imagine yourself grabbing the hand-brake And having it bite you back, with a set of teeth You might have gasoline pour out of the schidometer Everytime you exceed the speed limit Here's the scene: You can make it even more vivid, by making it cause an explosion Here's the scene (Bycicle ringing . Car crash.) Are you alright there? Are you alright? Are you okay mister? - My eyes, my eyes... Did you get glass in them? - No I watched you coming across that fire-??? When you got to this end, you started driving in circles - I know Have you been drinking, Mister? We are driven! Drive with your mind Driving is ??? shaped like a microphone, into the gates of hell Drive with your mind He was just eleven. A little younger than my eldest boy I was too drunk to see him then, but I can see him now And I remember I'm the only that ever there was