Well I know you think that I'm taking the back door Like the chocolate Labrador with a broken paw 'Cuz how can you relate rolling peas around the plate To praising pearls from an oyster with a silver fork? But if you wanna blow a bubble, I'll bite my gum in two And I'll always pull a Christmas cracker with you Between us there's a thread, I feel it tugging at my chest When you accuse me of not knowing what you're going through But I do And I swear I do Well I know for sometime now I've been all over the place But sometimes life's like one big egg and spoon race I'd rather not reach the end and still have a couple of friends Than a row of dusty trophies on my fireplace So I see you woke up on the wrong side of the bed Well at least you've got both your arms and a roof over your head You say I don't have clue But if that's really true Then I wouldn't understand a single thing you said But I do And I swear I do So if you want to blow a bubble, I'll bite my gum in two And I'll always pull a Christmas cracker with you Between us there's a thread, I feel it tugging at my chest When you accuse me of not knowing what you're going through