There’s a rat in the kitchen and he’s eating my cheese Eating my cheese, eating my cheese A rat in the kitchen and he’s eating my cheese Eating my cheese alright There’s a snake in the cellar and he’s drinking my wine Drinking my wine, drinking my wine A snake in the cellar and he’s drinking my wine Drinking my wine alright Well I ain’t gonna let you keep on eating and eating and eating Ain’t gonna let you keep on taking and taking and taking I’m gonna treat you like the mouse that you are Creeping in and eating up my house you are I ain’t gonna stand it I am gonna turn you out crack snap trap This is my home step back! There’s a moth in my closet and he’s eating my clothes A mole in my garden and he’s chewing my hose A bird in the attic and he’s stealing my song A man at the door and his motive is wrong Oh bankers lawyers thieves! Gov’ners mayors police! No I ain’t gonna let you keep on eating and eating and eating Ain’t gonna let you keep on taking and taking and taking I’m gonna treat you like the mouse that you are Creeping in and eating up my house you are I ain’t gonna stand it I am gonna turn you out crack snap trap This is my home step back! Oh bankers lawyers thieves! Cheaters dealers disease! No I ain’t gonna let you keep on eating and eating and eating Ain’t gonna let you keep on taking and taking and taking I’m gonna treat you like the mouse that you are Creeping in and eating up my house you are I ain’t gonna stand it I am gonna turn you out crack snap trap This is my home, this is my home Crack snap trap This is my home step back!