There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you Except the one thing that you want me We went across the mighty Rio Grande And saw Disneyland And the sea, you and me But there's one thing I'll never do Not even for you, not even for you Not even for you I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you Except to walk among the Osmond crew I know you're plannin' for a latter day But you can't betray what you know In Provo That there's one less town on the globe And if you must go there, you're goin' alone Not even for you, not even for you Not even for you I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City Even if they tell me I can stay Even if they resurrect my brain I don't wanna go there I don't wanna go insane Nobody loves me, nobody cares And when I die there won't be nobody there Nobody loves me, nobody cares And when I die, and when I die I'm not pure, and I'm not pretty I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City I'm not livin' in Hello Kitty I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City I'm not I'm not, no, I'm not Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not Oh, no, no, I'm not Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not