Guys, I really, really don't feel like singing today I got a sore throat, and a runny nose I feel sick from my head to toes My brain is mush, my body aches My fever's high, and I got the shakes It's Christmas and I am sick My head feels like a brick It's Christmas and I am sick Now I'm addicted to Vicks I can't breathe and my snot is green My breath smells worse than gasoline This cold medicine makes me feel hot And all I really wanna do is die! It's Christmas and I am sick My head feels like a brick It's Christmas and I am sick Now I'm addicted to Vicks Where have all the flu shots gone I wish I was a lucky one Because it's Christmas and I am sick My head feels like a brick It's Christmas and I am sick Now I'm addicted to Vicks It's Christmas and I am sick (I'm so sick this Christmas) My head feels like a brick It's Christmas and I am sick (So, so sick this Christmas) Now I'm addicted to Vicks