I work at the 7-11 That's how I get all my pay Sometimes I work all the night Sometimes I work all the day I sell junk to all of my friends I sell almost everything Pizza, pies and chicken pies Even erasable pens I'm just an average guy Every day I risk my life Please don't kill me tonight There's only a twenty in the register, alright? Strange things happen to me every day My boss says you just learn to say: All I do is wait and wait and pray: "Will I make it through another hectic day?" Every hour I super scheme my life My parents wondering if I was raised up right I got three cameras to film the bloody sight Of people who may just murder me tonight I'm just an average guy Every day I risk my life Please don't kill me tonight There's just a twenty in the register, alright? My work also has its benefits I get to watch people fit all that they can fit Into their coats and pockets with hand Because no one is afraid of the 7-11 man Cokes, jelly beans and bagels so right Eating packs of chewing gum all through the night Six more hours the sun will rise And I'm just a working man who wants to survive I'm just an average guy Every day I risk my life Please don't kill me tonight There's just a twenty in the register, alright?