Is this on? Ladies and gentlemen! Now approaching the ring Weighin' in at about a hundred and forty-eight pounds Straight out of Mid-Town One half, the Brainbusters, although not a buster (Hah) The magnificent sting (Hah), true ring technician Arm drag to submission whole competition Oh, by the way, did I forget to mention? Oh! Back in the day That top turn-buckle from that song "Sunsprayed"? So one way or another, brother, I'ma get you inside of the square circle And definitely hurt you, serious, really bad Something awful, (Ah-hooo!), severely injure Every one of my contenders with my signature indents It's called the "Mutilator" It's sort of like the Crippler Crossface mixed with the Full Nelson Throw in a Sunset Flip, it's like toss of the hip Guaranteed to end the match on the "1-2-3" tip And just to see if there's any tough guys in the house On my way out I'ma walk through the crowd Punchin' every motherfucker that's tryna get loud Swingin' like I'm tryna put a hole in your face, huh But don't trip off of me, I'm really just mad 'Cause I don't have that Championship Gold around my waist But by the end of this EP I bet you see the double be me, and 2Mex with the G-O-L-D (Haha) Led to victory by our manager memo 'Bout to bring the titles home and it's no problemo 1, 2, 3 I'ma get my courage back and it's gonna hurt! Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha Brainbusters, cha-cha-cha-cha The Brainbusters, we do this for art and silly fun We'll make you disappear like Bart and Billy Gun Can't stop the ego onslaught I gotta get the million dollar [?] of the people pawn shop Nonstop, we gotta destroy the strike force Murs and mind callers will assault with mic force We will bomb what you think, as time sink that ass For runnin' into you motherfucker, that's [?] For a coma, either Rick Mortala's on the dick He says he's sick of this shit and he wants to join our clique (Uhh, uhh) And I don't mean to disrespect But Murs and 2Mex are the only prospects Brainbusters, the only B's that prevail We beat, we Brian Blaire, and triple up our cell And we beat the Midnight Rockers, with much success For tryna bite the midnight and the Rock-n-Roll Express Yes, yes And that's word to camp Ed Sullivan I swung eleven bottles of [?] and that Blackjack Mulligan And then it's some Barry Windum I bury them in the casket, match, and then upend 'em And then it's broke Indo 'Member, threw 'em out the window Then began to roll all the fuckin' Indo And then we play some Nintendo What tag team defeated Demolition on Saturday night's main event? He was just tryna get his leg away from him, and it inadvertently slipped, he got it in the mouth Everywhere Everywhere Everywhere Everywhere Everywhere Everywhere