Please Mr. Gunman Before you go out on your spree Please Mr. Gunman We'd like to make a humble request Please Mr. Gunman Before you kill us dead forever Please Mr. Gunman Consider our afterlife We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church At the mall we're consumed by material things In our school we're learnin' evolution Inside the nightclub, we are drunk with pleasure At church on Sunday, we pray for forgiveness At church on Sunday, we pray for forgiveness In church on Sunday, we're ready to go to Heaven We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church Please Mr. Gunman Since there's no stoppin' you Please Mr. Gunman Don't be an inconsiderate friend We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church We will not die to be