Water is wet And rocks are hard But the wind, my friend Does what it wants So, I move with the wind I move with the wind If I move at all What do you do with a drunken sailor? What the hell? How should I know? What do you do with a drunken sailor When you don't know what to do with yourself? I move with the wind If I move at all We've run aground Stuck on these rocks I guess I'm all wet That's how I got caught That's how I got caught That's how I got caught Hook, line and sinker Consider this then think of nothing Ah, wouldn't that be nice Close your eyes, feel the ocean rising Floatin' on a bed of spice I move with the wind If I move at all We've run a ground Stuck on these rocks I guess I'm all wet That's how I got caught That's how I got caught That's how I got caught Hook, line and sinker