I'm having a bad trip (ha-ha-ha)
Mayflower in my hair just wilted
I just sold my light bulb to Ratt
Charlie Manson is my hero
I'm going to live with Hendrix
Janis Joplin knows how to party
Nixon's a happening dude
That's why the world is the way it is today
This is the story of my life
The tread on my sandals are coming off