My girlfriend says I can't do this My wife says don't do that Another case of PMS Gonna have a heart attack I need a small vacation, man, life's a mini-wreck Told my lawyers and accountants, done took All I can take Living in the no One more fucker breathing down my back Think I will explode Living in the no Every day, everywhere I go Living in the no TV says 10 dead for Christmas Stalker on the loose Another freeway shooting I'll be hanging by a noose I can't seem to shake it I can't seem to bend the spell Special thanks to mom and dad For bringing me to hell Living in the no One more shark breathing down my back Think I will explode Living in the no How'd you like to live your life living in the no You heard what Magic caught? One too many penthouse pets Get some protection baby Lord knows you might be next