Everybody, everybody... 

The wind blows right through my house, it's so old 
Yeah in the winter months it can really get cold 
It was built by the local bakerman...in the good old 
days 

With thin walls that walks and talks to the night 
Rattling and whistling and telling lies 
When it's laughing it's shaking the ground 
Like the whole thing is gonna come down 

Got electricity and light 
And water running 
And it's all working with me and my girl 
Some things needs fixing, nothing serious 
We got nowhere to park 
So we don't own a car 
And we never go that far 

And if I had a lighter, I would put the house on fire 
You would see the flames for a hundred miles 
It would light up the good neighbourhood 
And you could see it from the moon 
And you could see it from the moon 

And we could stand and watch the fireman putting it out 
It's all working when the fireman comes 
And puts it out so we still have a house 

For criminals we got cops who get them cuffed 
Sometimes it can get rough 
For criminals we got cops who get them cuffed 
Sometimes it can get rough

And it's all working with me and my girl 
Some things needs fixing, nothing serious 
Nothing serious 
Nothing serious 
For criminals we got cops who get them cuffed