An anomaly they call the Internet angel Is theorized to be an organic source of alternating light An adorable illumination of pink! Peace! A complex of every transparent account Can't stand this abomination known as our "reality" I'll make you forget about it, aren't I so charitable? Oh, but don't tell those selfish adults okay? Everything's all right, you can trust me, LOL Burn social media, unplug your shit a leave Everybody, follow me! We're going to the ocean! Let's all quit the internet! I see you faking that you knew Pretending like you've got a clue But you don't Oh what is sadness really like? A lonely, solitary life... Can you hear me now? If you could reach right through your screen Could you escape and come back clean? It's a loop And I'd choose night over day But it's so cold when it's just me Hold me close to you To be honest I bet I could be happy if I really tried But I can't stop pretending like I'm not FUCK YOU I'm drowning deep in ecstasy While flying high on vice and lean A darkened room, a brightened screen Held captive by anxiety I'm begging someone kill me, please Hold on, I'm still to scared to die Wishing the sun would never rise Just wanna END ME LIKE HOLY FUCK I'M GOING MENTAL Despite all the hardships I'll soldier on through the flames with all my nerds I want us to witness something you can't find anywhere else Beneath the dark underbelly of the internet Poisoned radio waves are falling like beautiful snow I finally went to see a therapist She told me easy just get off the internet But the idea of never seeing you guys again hurt me deeply Who gives a shit about the real world things are fine here I can still remember the day I started getting followers Finally feeling validated by strangers put me on cloud nine What the hell nothing matters anyway Repeat after me INTERNET IS FUCKING AWESOME Rushing through me is ecstasy Lovely dreams brought through heavenly my sleen Yearn for your material touch Swim in cyber euphoria internet boy Heartbreak, sorrows, twirling and cascade In the darkness surrounding the internet game You're my shoulder to cry on so smile what I'll do Promise now I'll remain your internet girl Don't go... There's a glowing blue monitor across this world The savior of all shut-ins and freaks This is my mission I'm the Internet Angel after all