You always leave me holding the bag Don't you know it's gettin' purty heavy to drag You think it's funny but it ain't no gag How come you always leave me holding the bag. Remember out in Austin that time that we got tight You told that ole boy that I wanted to fight Now Moe you know I really thought a that you could win And I didn't see no sense in me a steppin' in You almost got me killed when you started to brag And that's when you ran off and left me holding the bag. You always leave me holding the bag Don't you know it's gettin' purty heavy to drag You think it's funny but it ain't no gag How come you always leave me holding the bag. Remember back in Nashville when we picked up them two The ole ugly one for me and the purty one for you Well Joe I bought the gas and it was my car And I got stuck for all the beer at the bar Yeah you were up front a playin' lover's tag While I was in the back seat just a holdin' the bag. You always leave me holding the bag Don't you know it's gettin' purty heavy to drag You think it's funny but it ain't no gag How come you always leave me holding the bag. Remember when I needed your alibi My wife called you up and you didn't lie Now that's not as bad as when you had me to drive And I ended up with that DWI Now after all we've done it's a wonder we're friends But ole Pal you know we'd do it again. You always leave me holding the bag Don't you know it's gettin' purty heavy to drag You think it's funny but it ain't no gag How come you always leave me holding the bag. You always leave me holding the bag Don't you know it's gettin' purty heavy to drag You think it's funny but it ain't no gag How come you always leave me holding the bag...