So you went to make a call well they musta hung up Cause I see you're talking to him right there Oh, I knew I was a little messed up But I guess it's much worse than I feared Cause I'm still here I'm still here I am still here Your friends are all rollin' their eyes and you're laughing Well yeah I know what's what I love good jokes just like anybody But I don't like being the butt Cause I'm right here I'm still here I am still right here Your eyes are darting around And you're looking right past me for something else that's near Well you must have powdered your nose just a little too much Cause I'm still here I know that you told me you were a little bit drunk But I think it's much worse than you feared Well you're making me feel like a dog catcher But hell, you invited me here! Why am I here? Why am I here? Why am I here?