Lost in a costco
Dad tried to make bermuda grass grow
Arrow on the floor
At the grocery store

Watched it from my fuckin Porsche
Rolled in with the fuckin storm
Biggest bird we ever saw
Dad to daughters that were born three years apart

A mourning dove
I hate it when I see
Where I get my temper
I really hate that you gave it to me

Did that bird die in the air?
Or was it space trash from the sky?
Terminix car drove by
I do not want to talk to the poison guy