I was in a quarter-life crisis And I can explain I'd been feeling so different About all the same things Remember that summer when I shaved my head Just to prove that I had control over something? I played the sims till I was 21 I had a little life that I always wanted Till you dragged me along to your best friends party Where the conversation always started with Hey there Darling Did ya get ya a haircut? I think I cut damn near every last one of em I make jokes when I've been feeling uncomfortable Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble I walk in You say damn that's a shaved head Did you go to the barber? Ask for a Natalie Portman? Actually I was blacked out alone in my bathroom Shaving my own head in the mirror Sure you can touch it And yes it's so soft No I don't feel different I still feel fucking lost Hey there Darling Did ya get ya a haircut? I think I cut damn near every last one of em I make jokes when I've been feeling uncomfortable Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble Hey there Darling Did ya get ya a haircut? I think I cut damn near every last one of em I make jokes when I've been feeling uncomfortable Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble