As I was working in the lab late one nightF When my eyes beheld an eerie sightC# When my monster, from its slab, began to riseEs And suddenly to my surprise He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash The Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash He did the Mash, it caught on in a flash He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They did the Mash, they did the Monster Mash The Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash They did the Mash, it caught on in a flash They did the Mash, they did the Monster MashC# The zombies were having funEs The party had just begunC# The guests included Wolfman Dracula, and his son The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, The Crypt Kicker Five They played the Mash, they played the Monster Mash The Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash They played the Mash, it caught on in a flash They played the Mash, they played the Monster Mash Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing Opened the lid, and shook his fist, and said "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?" It's now the Mash, it's now the Monster Mash The Monster Mash, and it's a graveyard smash It's now the Mash, it's caught on in a flash It's now the Mash, it's now the Monster Mash Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this Mash was meant, too When you get to my door, tell them Body sent you Then you can Mash, then you can Monster Mash The Monster Mash, and do my graveyard smash Then you can Mash, you'll catch on in a flash Then you can Mash, then you can Monster Mash