Banana split for my baby 
A glass of plain water for me. 
Banana split for my baby 
A glass of plain water for me. 
Dispenser Man, if you please 
Serve my chick a mess of calories 
Banana split for my baby 
A glass of plain water for me. 

Slip back the lid 
Scoop everything in sight 
Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white 
Chocolate chip and everything that's nice 
Tutti-frutti once and spumoni twice 
Banana split for my baby 
And a glass of plain water for me. 

Spray the whipped cream for at least an hour 
Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower 
Load it with nuts, about sixteen tons 
Top it with a pizza just for fun 
Banana split for my baby 
And a glass of plain water for me. 

Banana split for my baby 
A glass of plain water for me 
Banana split for my baby 
A glass of plain water for me. 

Stack her up with crazy goo 
That's the stuff she likes to wade right through 
Banana split for my baby 
A glass of plain water for me. 

Now add the cherries 
The kind she loves to munch 
Skip the banana 
Use the whole darn bunch 
Drown it with fudge 
Six or seven cans 
Give her two spoons 
She'll eat it with both hands 

Banana split for my baby 
And a glass of plain water for me 
Separate checks, it must be 
Charge the split to her 
The water to me 
Oh the banana split's for my baby 
And the glass of plain water's for me 
Ain't got no money 
The glass of plain water's for me