Well I've been doin' lots of thinking 'Bout how I need to quit my drinking Quit spending all my money And wasting all my time And I've been thinking 'bout the ozone And I don't wanna die alone Lord knows how much I love her When I see her in a miniskirt, oh Looks like she's the only one who knows I like fresh bananas in my cheerios I've been doin' lots of drinking You know it gets me to thinking That I've been sinking On every ship I've ever known So I've been running through a tape machine And tryin' to fit into the music machine Let's smoke another cigarette And sing another song, oh Lord, yeah Looks like I'm the only man who knows She's half-Cherokee and half Navajo So let's keep runnin' through our tape machine And taking over local music scenes Let's smoke another cigarette And sing another song, Lord Lord Lord Looks like we're the only ones who know In a honky tonk you can't play rock and roll