And to park out my bunnies, I would flip through the funnies Till my little Widdly almost spit And I didn't have no money, and these birds wasn't dumb So they had to beat it out me with a stick It's hard to get a boner when your momma is a soldier And the old man doesn't even know your name But I tricked her with that question like a dirty hairy west And playin' Indians and cowboys in the rain, yo Steamboat Mickey, me so sticky Eat that sushi till it's gushy If it's fishy, clean yo tushy And take a big ol' sip I'll let her name, girl Hold a page of rank and even in a shoulder sling I can rub and tug 'em with the best 'Cause I got pole position and a tight transmission And I always keep my cars close to my chest Handle the pickle and play with your dog Tease the weasel and pull on your log Tug the tube steak, let's get funky Like 1998, a spank on your monkey Handle the pickle and play with your dog Tease the weasel and pull on your log Tug the tube steak, let's get funky Like 1998, I'll spank on your monkey A little blue check mark really told me shit to me Fuck around and you'll end up on unsolved mysteries MCs remind me of a mutilated ball sack Used to watch Nickelodeon, I wasn't all bad I wanted Alex McFad had a bitch like Donkey Lips Man, I swear to God you cannot tell this honky shit Downloading porn on the dialup modem Pictures of Sable and some semen in my scrotum Jerked off to Jenna Jameson on VHS Even jerked off to the nanny watching CBS This is a one horse town and I heard you suck horse dick Raps so good I don't even need a boreal I'm still the same kid, only my face is fat I used to go trick -or -treating and Jason Mask Cinemax with scramble, it was hard to handle Feeling like a Rambo, a Dairy Marta Man Handle the pickle and play with your dog Tease the weasel and pull on your log Tug the tube steak, let's get funky Like 1998, a spank on your monkey Handle the pickle and play with your dog Tease the weasel and pull on your log Tug the tube steak, let's get funky Like 1998, I'll spank on your monkey When I say I'm in love, you best believe I'm in love, L -U -V -V