Trans-am (Black) Jumpin' out the window with no pants A man look like Jean-Claude Van Damme Stole me a car, ran through the light Black trans-am, Mike and Ike Kit Kat club on a Tuesday day Bitch got a voice like Michel'le But she walk with a limp when I go to spray In her [?] face in all different ways To the crack house in my underwear Have a conversation with a teddy bear He was made out of fur, we were stupid high But he didn't have the balls to look me in my eyes This time I met your momma, we smoke some marijuana And now she's callin' me like every day Next time I went and saw her I walked right by the daughter And now she's sayin' that her period's late Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks [?] but dirty flip-flops [?] to the left [?] to the right Bein' chased by the bogeyman, high as a kite I got 6 chicks in my 2 man tent That's 12 tits and a very strong scent Awake in the evening, sleep all day Daddy gotta make sure the rent get paid Balls to the walls to the broads at the mall To get to the girls like Santy Claus Snow in my nose and a wreath in my pipe I'll steal your bitch like I stole your bike This time I met your momma, we smoke some marijuana And now she's callin' me like every day Next time I went and saw her I walked right by the daughter And now she's sayin' that her period's late Sleepin' in a dealer's cardboard box On vacation in a vacant lot Rich in spirit, [?] When the dope man deliver to my front door 867-5309, take my number for a real good time You can call me Jimmy, you can call me John Just don't call me when your husband's home Out of your back door, on to the next Your momma sure do like anal sex Ain't no chump, and I ain't no sucker I'm Mickey Avalon, one bad motherf*cker This time I met your momma, we smoke some marijuana And now she's callin' me like every day Next time I went and saw her I walked right by the daughter And now she's sayin' that her period's late